Written by:
Joseph Kesselring
Opening: May 2, 1970
Closing: May 9, 1970
Number of performances: 7
Time:A day in September
Setting:
The living room of the Brewster home in Brooklyn
Synopsis:
We meet the charming and innocent ladies who populate their cellar with the remains of socially and religiously "acceptable" roomers; the antics of their brother who thinks he is Teddy Roosevelt; and the activities of the other brother—these require no further description or amplification here.
Performers
| Abby Brewster | Irma Hamilton | |
| Rev. Dr. Harper | William L. Gray | |
| Teddy Brewster | Dennis M. Coker | |
| Officer Brophy | Joe Early | |
| Officer Klein | Vernon Ozarow | |
| Martha Brewster | Bertha Lloyd | |
| Elaine Harper | Fulvia Hickman | |
| Mortimer Brewster | T. David Cameron | |
| Mr. Gibbs | Robert Goldhoff | |
| Jonathan Brewster | Hank Maloy | |
| Dr. Einstein | Andrew Brown | |
| Officer O'Hara | Joseph Kilgallen | |
| Lt. Rooney | Robert D. Van Slyke | |
| Mr. Witherspoon | Guy Buck |
Production Staff
Notes on production:
Revival - Originally produced at The Playhouse in May 1947. Green Room Artists were Edgar A. Batzell and Elsie Batzell.