Written by:
John Bishop
Opening: December 7, 2001
Closing: December 16, 2001
Number of performances: 8
Time:December 1940
Setting:
VanGrossenknueten Mansion, Chappaqua, NY
Synopsis:
The creative team responsible for a recent Broadway flop (in which three chorus girls were murdered by the mysterious "Stage Door Slasher") assemble for a backer's audition of their new show at the Westchester estate of a wealthy "angel." The house is replete with sliding panels, secret passageways and a German maid who is apparently four different people—all of which figure diabolically in the comic mayhem which follows when the infamous "Slasher" makes his reappearance and strikes again—and again. As the composer, lyricist, actors and director prepare their performance, and a blizzard cuts off any possible retreat, bodies start to drop in plain sight, knives spring out of nowhere, masked figures drag their victims behind swiveling bookcases, and accusing fingers point in all directions. However, and with no thanks to the bumbling police inspector who snowshoes in to investigate, the mystery is solved in the nick of time and the "Slasher" unmasked—but not before the audience has been treated to a sidesplitting good time and a generous serving of the author's biting, satiric and refreshingly irreverent wit.
Performers
| Helsa Wenzel | Barbara Fuller | |
| Elsa Von Grossenknueten | Nancy Wilder | |
| Michael Kelly | Robert Graham | |
| Patrick O'Reilly | Jonathan Bartholomew | |
| Ken DeLaMaize | Robert L. Hegeman | |
| Nikki Crandall | Stephanie Kitchen | |
| Eddie McCuen | Richard Harper | |
| Roger Hopewell | Thomas Heckert | |
| Bernice Roth | Eileen McCashion | |
| Marjorie Baverstock | Cindy DiPietro |
Production Staff
| Director | Sally Farrell | |
| Producer | Robin Hackett | |
| Stage Manager | John Quinan | |
| Set Design | Harry Lummis | |
| Set Construction | Harry Lummis | |
| Set Construction | Bill Borthwick | |
| Set Construction | Stuart Menzies | |
| Set Construction | John A. Roberge | |
| Set Construction | Frank Hegener | |
| Set Construction | John Birchler | |
| Set Construction | Becky Lummis | |
| Set Construction | Kalyn Lummis | |
| Set Construction | Jourdan Lummis | |
| Set Construction | Harry Lummis, Sr. | |
| Set Construction | Mary Lummis | |
| Set Construction | Debbie Lummis | |
| Stage Crew | Kitty Taylor | |
| Stage Crew | Eric Yetto | |
| Costume Design | Thomas Justin | |
| Lighting Design | David Rossman | |
| Lighting Execution | Nate Webster | |
| Sound | Matthew Moross | |
| Sound | Laura Houlihan | |
| Make-up | Karen Cash | |
| Make-up | Katherine Zaleski | |
| Hair | John Fowler | |
| Hair | Katherine Zaleski | |
| Properties | Kathy Friscic | |
| Properties | Kitty Taylor | |
| Set Decor/Painting | Harry Lummis | |
| Original Music | David Cash | |
| Special Effects | Scott Payne | |
| Fight Director | Heather Frenz | |
| Production Dinner | Gail Kitchen | |
| Casting | Melissa Brown | |
| Prompter | Louise Koenig | |
| Set Construction | Ron Miller |
